INTEROFFICE ANTICS
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Internal Portal • Employee Resources • Section 1

Tools for surviving the enterprise.

Interoffice Antics is a suite of interactive survival tools for the modern workplace. They quantify the meetings, decode the emails, and generate the excuses, all formatted with the straight face of a compliance document.

Free. Slightly unhinged. Indistinguishable from real software until you read it.

Estimated cost of meetings in progress worldwide, right now $0
20
Tools Deployed
0
Problems Solved
100%
Meetings Still Happening
Circling Back Capacity
Section 1 • Approved Tools Registry

The Tools

Each tool is cleared for unlimited use during meetings, after meetings, and instead of meetings. Select one to begin. No requisition form required, for once.

Section 2 • Access & Membership

Pricing

Three tools are free, forever, no account required. The other seventeen live behind a membership that costs less than the coffee you drink during the meetings we help you survive.

The Free Tools
$0
No account. No catch. No reason not to.
  • The Meeting Cost Meter, in full
  • The “Should I Send This?” Risk Meter
  • Buzzword Bingo, playable and printable
  • Screenshot-ready share cards
  • Zero of your information collected
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